Here's the thing about birthday cards: 99% of them say the same thing. "Wishing you a wonderful day!" "Another year wiser!" Cool. Very original. Said no one ever.
So we asked ourselves: what if your birthday falls in October and you're the kind of person who relates more to a grumpy witch than to a pastel balloon? What card do YOU get? The answer was: nothing good existed. So we made seven.
What's in the bundle
Seven printable birthday cards, each one a full spooky scene with a message that actually sounds like something a real person would say. There's the skeleton who's "still a badass piece of sh*t," the ghost who's one year closer to becoming a ghost for real, the witch judging your life choices over wine, Frankenstein having a bath with a rubber duck, and more. Zero cheese. All killer.
They print at home or at any print shop, fold into real cards, and they will absolutely be the funniest card on the gift table.
Know someone with an October birthday and a dark sense of humor? You know what to do.